What weighty issues will lame-duck House Dems tackle in their first week? Tax cuts? A jobs bill? The deficit?
Not quite, but pretty damn close. For instance they'll offer "resolutions calling on the world soccer governing body to bring its championship to the United States and honoring the late New York Yankees public address announcer Bob Sheppard."
For the 16 Americans who genuinely like soccer, hearts flutter, contentiousness reigns.