My hat is off to the Post's Chris Cillizza, Fox's viewer of last night's Republican presidential debate. Yes, Chris stuck it out, the courageous fellow, and here's the totality what he learned after 90 grueling minutes:
Tim Pawlenty is "aggressive," mawkish, and a piss-poor comedian. Rick Santorum is formulaic to the point of being canned. Ron Paul is formulaic to the point of being ... Ron Paul. Herman Cain has a good memory, and he's glib. Gary Johnson is Calvin Coolidge's understudy.
There. Now you can tell your friends at that cocktail party tonight that you watched the debate out of a sense of civic responsibility, and sound like an authority on it.