Somewhere

Somewhere, Gov. Mitch Daniels just withdrew his evolving 2012 playbook from a desk drawer. He looked at it. He opened it thoughtfully. And then he methodically ripped out its pages, chewed them up and spit them out and stomped on the wretched things.

Somewhere, Mitt Romney is wondering why his Christian god is so cruel.

Somewhere, Michele Bachmann is reconstructing the Founders' defeat of jihadism at New Hampshire's Lexington and Concord.

Somewhere, Newt Gingrich is having another Big Idea about all this, which once again we'll be told was Big indeed, although we'll never quite learn what the Big part was.

Somewhere, Mike Huckabee is renewing his Fox News contract.

Somewhere, Tim Pawlenty is playing hockey on thin ice.

Somewhere, Sarah Palin is ... oh, who gives a shit.

Somewhere, Donald Trump is ... oh, who gives a shit.

Somewhere, Haley Barbour is saying, Damn I'm smart.

Comments

[Bobfr]

"Somewhere, Haley Barbour is saying, Damn I'm smart." :)

To which I will also add ... 'who gives a shit.' :)

[janicket]

Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks, PM, for the best belly laugh since the President's masterful takedown of The Donaldosity.

[Alli]

LOL!!

[Anne Johnson]

Excellent post! Especially about the donald and the Alaskan shrieking loon. One has been an irritant for almost three years and the other has been a month-long April Fool's joke. It is now 5/2 and haven't heard a peep from combover boy yet. I will enjoy it while it lasts.

[Robert Lipscomb]

1. Full birth certificate.

2. Correspondents dinner mocking Donald and the birthers.

3. Obama is dead.

Well played.

Not to be cynical, but think back to Novemeber. Congressional Dems demanded to campaign without Obama and got their asses handed to them. The GOP was hailed as Republicans Triumphant. And for six months, Obama has bitch slapped the whole of D.C.

[Robert Lipscomb]

Sorry, I had a Fox moment.

3. Osama is dead.

[S. Holland]

loved that!