Somewhere, Gov. Mitch Daniels just withdrew his evolving 2012 playbook from a desk drawer. He looked at it. He opened it thoughtfully. And then he methodically ripped out its pages, chewed them up and spit them out and stomped on the wretched things.
Somewhere, Mitt Romney is wondering why his Christian god is so cruel.
Somewhere, Michele Bachmann is reconstructing the Founders' defeat of jihadism at New Hampshire's Lexington and Concord.
Somewhere, Newt Gingrich is having another Big Idea about all this, which once again we'll be told was Big indeed, although we'll never quite learn what the Big part was.
Somewhere, Mike Huckabee is renewing his Fox News contract.
Somewhere, Tim Pawlenty is playing hockey on thin ice.
Somewhere, Sarah Palin is ... oh, who gives a shit.
Somewhere, Donald Trump is ... oh, who gives a shit.
Somewhere, Haley Barbour is saying, Damn I'm smart.