From Politico: "Rick Santorum has a new punching bag: the press."
And here he is, our boy, the former U.S. senator and current guardian of American virtue, in Michigan, on Friday:
I shared my vision with you tonight because it’s probably the only time you’re going to hear it because most of the folks who are going to be reporting here aren’t going to write about it. They’re going to write about some controversial thing.
"Dateline: December 5, 1941, The White House, Washington D.C.
"President Franklin Roosevelt held an Oval Office press conference today to announce a dramatic improvement in domestic Kewpie Doll production and to share his vision of ever-expanding doll production. The president also mentioned we might soon be at war with Germany and Japan, but he held the presser principally with respect to Kewpie Doll production, so here's the skinny on that ...
"More on the global war situation, as the president allows."