It's kinda funny, actually.
Yesterday, after President Obama slipped while uttering "fine," my second thought was: Not to worry, because Mitt Romney, in his characteristic desperation to frantically exploit any out-of-context misstatement, will somehow step on, will jump up and down on, will absolutely pulverize his own exploitation.
Online I almost instantly predicted--which of course would have been far from original--this dead-certain futurism. Yet before I could even get to my keyboard, this colossal bungler of a presidential candidate had already done pulverized it through his colossally fatuous, foot-in-mouth "accusation" that Obama says we need more fireman, more policeman, more teachers. Oh dear!
Romney's self-immolation had to be a record.