The taxidermied Tom Brokaw is slurring more nonsense about Mitt Romney as a traditional-kind-of-Republican-guy on Lawrence O'Donnell's show as I write. Tom isn't sure, for instance, that Romney meant to resurrect the birther issue last week. Ulterior motives? Mmmm. Could be. But Tom doubts it.
I remain confident about the ultimate outcome of this GOP-degraded presidential campaign, but I'm not sure I can successfully cope with two more months of such vapid Beltway "analysis." I feel the trigger-happy, television-blasting ghost of Elvis Presley upon me. And one more Brokaw appearance just might do it.
Please, Lawrence, I'm begging you, for everyone's sake and sanity. Keep that tedious bore of a Beltway banality off your show.