How does a Republican pol distance himself from the Kenyan-loathing lunatics while deeply French kissing them? Iowa's Steven King supplies the answer:
It would have been awfully hard to fraudulently file the birth notice of Barack Obama being born in Hawaii and get that into our public libraries and that microfiche they keep of all the newspapers published. That doesn’t mean there aren’t some other explanations on how they might’ve announced that by telegram from Kenya. The list goes on. But drilling into that now, even if we could get a definitive answer and even if it turned out that Barack Obama was conclusively not born in America, I don’t think we could get that case sold between now and November.
What's most intriguing about this, ahem, controversy is that the question of Obama's having been "born in America" is but philosophical child's play compared to the question of what fucking planet his inquisitors are living on.