Men, drop 'em. Ladies, ...
Citing "an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago," today Rush Limbaugh ruled (sorry, I couldn't help myself) that:
I think it’s feminism. If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.
Now, Rush. You're probably just projecting.
My guess, though, is that this is the Penis Paradox in play. Over the last several decades conservatives have been bragging about the size of theirs so often and so exhaustively that their genetic code recoiled in overpenification horror and then undercompensated the DNA split and thus tragically affected America's entire genetic pool and good God almighty just look at us now.
No, don't. It's too embarrassing.
There's always this. But I was in the shower!