Men, drop 'em. Ladies, ...
Citing "an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago," today Rush Limbaugh ruled (sorry, I couldn't help myself) that:
I think it’s feminism. If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.
Now, Rush. You're probably just projecting.
My guess, though, is that this is the Penis Paradox in play. Over the last several decades conservatives have been bragging about the size of theirs so often and so exhaustively that their genetic code recoiled in overpenification horror and then undercompensated the DNA split and thus tragically affected America's entire genetic pool and good God almighty just look at us now.
No, don't. It's too embarrassing.
There's always this. But I was in the shower!
There's a joke in there somewhere about "colossal dicks" but I can't quite get it up to consciousness.
Posted by: Janicket | September 20, 2012 at 07:14 PM
Lamarckism rears its ugly head. And that head tops Rush. My wife calls these shows, on television, train wreck television so I suppose there would also be train wreck radio. It has its fascination else one could not explain honey boo boo, Snookie and the gang. Who looks on in admiration? Not many.
Posted by: Peter G | September 20, 2012 at 07:25 PM
It's the pool.
I was in the pool!! - George Costanza
Posted by: MinneapolisPipe | September 21, 2012 at 12:36 AM