I'll have what Dick Morris is having.
In a hysterical Hill column entitled "Here comes the landslide," Morris suggests that Mitt Romney possesses a reasonably firm hold on--get this--344 electoral votes. "Or," writes the former Clinton adviser, whom another Clinton adviser, George Stephanopoulos, openly refers to as a "cocksucker" in his White House memoirs, "will the Romney momentum grow and wash into formerly safe Democratic territory in New Jersey and Oregon?" If so--and yes, Dick, yes, we believe, we really, really believe!--it's a Romney White House, by 365-173.
Oh, by the way, we're also going to have another 53-47 Senate. Except this one will favor, naturally, you know who.
Yes, I'll definitely have what Dick's having.
