A brutal quarter-hour just spent at Walmart--I know, I know, I should not have been there to begin with--culminating in my screaming with genuine indignation at perhaps the rudest, the most self-important, the most imperious departmental she-manager to ever afflict the retail-roaming human species (I'm still not sure what sort of hideous critter she was).
But that's it. I'm clean. I'm free. I'm now done with Walmart forever, as I made unmistakably clear in my booming, dramatic exit from that oppressive hellhole of consumerism central.
That said, I shall now resume normal programming.