MSNBC just aired an audio clip of Rush Limbaugh mawkishly sobbing in a toddler's tone, "I don't want to die," in what Limbaugh, uh, humorously charged was a White House child-prop tactic to sell sensible gun control on Capitol Hill.
This was, without a doubt, the most contemptible thing this jackass of a fascist fathead has ever slobbered on-air.
Here's what would be even funnier, Rush: If someone or some mob of someones were to castrate your little balls just before stringing you up from EIB's broadcast tower.
Naturally, Rush, I'm just joking. But it's funny, isn't it, Rush? It's just funny to purely imagine some righteous, had-enough mob of civic-minded ironists tracking down your fat ass and ending the foul wretchedness you spread each day, you poisonous fuck.
Yeah, just joking.