I've no doubt you think this, from Reuters, is absurd:
Trump, a New York businessman, who has never held elective office, has often said the electoral process is skewed against him.
And that you think this, from Trump himself, is absurd:
Moments ago, however, I heard a Georgia Trumpeteer succinctly explain to an MSNBC reporter why all this "rigged-election" talk is profoundly true, not preposterous at all: A whole lot of polls, he said, show Trump trailing Clinton.
That was that, and that simply could not be.
I swear, raising money from these people would be like playing high-stakes poker with a lobotomy patient. And so what I'm doing writing for any but that audience is an enduring, colossal mystery to me and my bank account. As an online, right-winging commentator of feigned Trumpian inclinations — just like Trump — I could be peeling these morons — just like Trump.