I'll have what Dick's having

I'll have what Dick Morris is having.

In a hysterical Hill column entitled "Here comes the landslide," Morris suggests that Mitt Romney possesses a reasonably firm hold on--get this--344 electoral votes. "Or," writes the former Clinton adviser, whom another Clinton adviser, George Stephanopoulos, openly refers to as a "cocksucker" in his White House memoirs, "will the Romney momentum grow and wash into formerly safe Democratic territory in New Jersey and Oregon?" If so--and yes, Dick, yes, we believe, we really, really believe!--it's a Romney White House, by 365-173.

Oh, by the way, we're also going to have another 53-47 Senate. Except this one will favor, naturally, you know who.

Yes, I'll definitely have what Dick's having.

Comments

[mdblanche]

Looks like somebody's been plagiarizing UnSkewed Polls.

[Turgidson]

Perfect. Now if Bill Kristol can weigh in with a confident prediction of a Romney win, I can rest easy knowing there is no possible way Obama can lose.

[Grung_e_Gene]

This so the Right can claim stolen election, declare a Casus Beli and Impeach President Obama when they resort to 2nd Amendment remedies.

[Beauzeaux]

Kristol would just be an additional confirmation. There is no one as consistently and straightforwardly wrong as Dick "Dick" Morris.