Not to worry: Michele Bachmann knows check-out time

Michele Bachmann in deep radio reflection with the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins:

We recognize the shortness of the hour. And that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — [you'll like this:] even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.

This is, indeed, good news, for it is widely prophesied that after coming, Jesus will leave — and take all the Michele Bachmanns with him.

Or wait, do they stay and we infidels go, to the netherworld? I get my eschatologies confused, but only because the eschatologists can't seem to agree on that which is so clearly prophesied.

At least it won't be long, according to Ms. Bachmann, before we know which is which, and what's what.

(Has any generation since, what, 33 anno Domini, not been the one to just know that He's coming tomorrow?)

 

Comments

[Peter G]

May I ask these enlightened souls a question? Why are these people so concerned with governmental debt? If they truly believe this crap then they should want the government to spend like drunken sailors. They'll be the ones off to heaven and we blighted unraptured sinners will be justly stuck with the bill.

[Anne J]

If I were Jesus, I'd sit out the rapture. I wouldn't want the responsibility of explaining the Michele Bachmanns of the world to the rest of creation.

[shsavage]

Pretty sure she's some flavor of Pre-Millennialist, PM.

[Bob]

No matter which way it works a world without the likes of Bachmann would be friendlier in at least one way: "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain