I'd use #s 2 & 6

I missed putting this up for Thanksgiving. But family Christmas dinners are nigh, so tuck away Andy's advice and spring it on your MAGA relatives later. 

How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:

1. Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

2. I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

3. American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

4. The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

5. If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

6. Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

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I'll add one already in use by a friend. Unlike numbers one through six, it contains no humor but he reports it can generate a blank stare for a second or two. When the topic of the invading "illegal aliens" comes up he agrees he's all in on detention centers and adds "and we should tattoo numbers on their arms so we can keep track of them.