Today I'm headed for the Great Northwest. Destination Seattle, home to daughter and fiancé. I'll return on the 19th, and of course continue writing in the interim.
Before departing I want to note three essential items, in ascending order of their predictability.
Trump Confirms Jeff Bezos' Report on the Imminent Reduction of His Campaign-Promised Tariffs
The president-elect affirmed the news in a Truth Social post: "The story in the Washington Post, quoting so-called anonymous sources, which don’t exist, incorrectly states that my tariff policy will be pared back. That is wrong. The Washington Post knows it’s wrong. It’s just another example of Fake News."
New Evidence Revealed: God Speaks Only to Schizophrenics
From Andy Borowitz:
Elon Musk Tops Forbes List of Most Exhausting Men
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Declaring himself “deeply humbled by this honor,” Elon Musk on Tuesday landed at the top of Forbes’s list of the 400 Most Exhausting Men.
In an impressive feat, he dethroned Donald J. Trump, who had topped the list for the past 37 years.
The Tesla CEO said that he had “no intention” of resting on his laurels as he rolled out ambitious plans to meddle in the elections of Sweden, Nepal, and Botswana.
According to Forbes, despite being the World’s Most Exhausting Man, Musk is still not interesting.
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